anatolaparva:

I thought I was a lesbian
but then I saw this and thought I was a gay male.

anatolaparva:

I thought I was a lesbian

but then I saw this and thought I was a gay male.

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asylum-art:

Bloody Victorian ceramic Ladies by Jessica Harrison

Based in Edinburgh, artist Jessica Harrison creates macabre ceramic figures. Using found porcelain figurines of women with fair skin and fancy dresses as a base, Harrison cuts pieces from and adds gore to the dainty ladies. Harrison’s tools of the tradeinclude epoxy resin putty and enamel paint.

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horroroftruant:

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

Website

horroroftruant:

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

Website

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie)

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monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

(Source: hahaniechan)

279,196 notes

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

kattrispotter:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

watsonisahedgehog:

obsessedwithspn:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

So light ‘em up, up, up

image

Light ‘em up, up, up

image

Light ‘em up, up, up

image

I’m on FIRE…

image

Has anyone done this yet or…

low

I’m beyond speechless….and in a bad way. 

What can I say?

This was made in the…

*Whole Fandom rushes to stop me*

*whispers* …heat of the moment…

WHO. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU. ARE?

image

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

213,924 notes

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

image

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

439,106 notes

nintendontdodrugs:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.

497,025 notes

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

168,796 notes

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

38,803 notes

ruinedchildhood:

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

the struggle is real

(Source: pizzaland)

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