I thought I was a lesbian
but then I saw this and thought I was a gay male.
Bloody Victorian ceramic Ladies by Jessica Harrison
Based in Edinburgh, artist Jessica Harrison creates macabre ceramic figures. Using found porcelain figurines of women with fair skin and fancy dresses as a base, Harrison cuts pieces from and adds gore to the dainty ladies. Harrison’s tools of the tradeinclude epoxy resin putty and enamel paint.
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
So light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
I’m on FIRE…
Has anyone done this yet or…
I’m beyond speechless….and in a bad way.
What can I say?
This was made in the…
*Whole Fandom rushes to stop me*
*whispers* …heat of the moment…
WHO. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU. ARE?
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.